Some people are just all show

Title: Mind Fuck
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)/Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Summary: Jon interviews Hermione Granger.
Word Count: 410
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Originally written for a drabble meme, in which anais_rhys requested Jon or Stephen interviewing Hermione after she got the Wizarding Statute of Secrecy rescinded.

( Mind Fuck )

Title: The End
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jane Fonda/Stephen
Summary: AU. Things come to an end.
Word Count: 170
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Originally an OT ficlet, for the "reasons people have sex" prompt, number 47: I didn't know how to say "no".

( The End )

Title: Open For Business
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jane Fonda/Stephen
Warning: Thoroughly filthy. Also, thorough corruption of an 18-year-old Stephen.
Summary: AU. Stephen stops by Ms. Fonda’s house to clean her pool. He ends up doing quite a bit more than that.
Word Count: 2,085
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: This is all sirdrakesheir’s fault. Seriously, it was her idea, and she has evil powers or something that compelled me to write it. BLAME HER. Thanks for the beta, Kelly.

( Open For Business )

Title: Open Thread Ficlets
Fandom: Fake News (both)
Rating: G through NC-17
Pairings: Various
Summary: Sometimes, I write ficlets in the fakenews_fanfic Open Thread.
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: So I was talked into archiving these ficlets. *shakes fist at sailorptah*

( Open Thread Ficlets )

Title: Deadpan Humor
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: PG
Pairing: None
Summary: Some bizarro universe where Brian is the host of TDS, Rachel is his senior correspondent/break out star about to get her own show, Bill O'Reilly is a comedian with a conservative character, Keith is a comedian with a liberal character, and Jon and Stephen are real news pundits ala normal!Rachel and normal!Keith respectively.
Word Count: 280
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Originally written for a fakenews_fanfic Open Thread.

( Deadpan Humor )

Title: Goodbye
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: G
Pairing: Allison/Stephen-ish
Summary: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Originally written for a fakenews_fanfic Open Thread.

( Goodbye )

Title: Smoothly
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brian/Jon
Summary: Jon finally gets an answer to his question.
Word Count: 1,400
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: *shakes head* Gotta love Brian and Jon, even when they don’t shut the hell up. Thanks for the beta, Abigail.

( Smoothly )

Title: The Magic Word
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brian/Jon
Warning: Bondage.
Summary: Say please.
Word Count: 247
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Product of a meme.

( The Magic Word )

Title: Not Served Cold
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Brian/Jon
Warning: AU; implied D/s; violence.
Summary: Brian and Jon run into Joe.
Word Count: 157
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Product of a meme.

( Not Served Cold )

Title: Music Meme Ficlets (round two)
Fandom: Fake News (both)
Rating: PG to NC-17
Pairings: Brian/Jon; possibly implied Jon/“Stephen”
Warning: See individual ficlet headers.
Summary: Five ficlets influenced by song, about Jon and Brian.
Word Count: 780, all told.
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: I picked Brian/Jon, but the second one went in a weird direction, and I’m not even entirely sure what it’s implying. Thanks for the beta, Abigail.
Meme: As follows:

1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Put iTunes or equivalent media player on random.
3. For each song that plays, write something related to the theme you picked inspired by the song. You have only the time frame of the song: no planning beforehand: you start when it starts, and no lingering afterward; once the song is over, you stop writing. (No fair skipping songs either; you have to take what comes by chance!)
4. Do 5 of these, then post.

Clarification | Intimidation | Not Served Cold | Challenges | The Magic Word