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Title: Between Past and Present Tense
Fandom: Burn Notice
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Michael/Andre, Michael/Larry, Michael/Sam, Michael/Samantha, Michael/Fi, Sam/Michael/Fi
Warnings: References to underage sexual conduct (implied, not explicit); brief depictions of child abuse; bullying; homophobic slurs; imagined knifeplay; sex; breathplay; marking; minor self-injury, sort of.
Summary: "But in this career path, relationships and self-identity are not prioritized. While spies are trained to be able to ingratiate themselves with others, fooling strangers is a long way from the honesty and communication that people in relationships tend to expect. Combined with an emotionally stunted bedrock, navigating these waters can be ill-advised at best and downright dangerous at worst, often with little hope of success." And yet, despite everything, Michael Westen finds himself trying anyway.
Word Count: 25,450
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: Augh, it feels like I've been working on this forever, and it's finally being posted. Thanks so much to Kelly for all the cheerleading, and to Kelly and Abigail for the amazingly speedy betas. They are life-savers. Make sure to listen to both mixes! They're fantastic.

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MIX: "Between Past and Present Tense" by the ever-patient ecto_gammat.
MIX: "Bedrock" by the wonderful subluxate.

Title: Ten Scenes at Varying Stages of Domesticity
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Rating: NC-17 for smut in one section; warning for a homophobic slur in another; the rest is pretty PG
Pairing: Hotch/Rossi
Summary: Exactly what it says on the tin. Now has a companion/sequel here.
Word Count: 4,000
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: So. They are never going to leave me alone. I see how it is. Thanks for the beta, Kelly.

( Ten Scenes at Varying Stages of Domesticity )

Title: Smoothly
Fandom: Fake News (RPF)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Brian/Jon
Summary: Jon finally gets an answer to his question.
Word Count: 1,400
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: *shakes head* Gotta love Brian and Jon, even when they don’t shut the hell up. Thanks for the beta, Abigail.

( Smoothly )

Title: Mirror, Mirror
Fandom: Fake News (FPF)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None, shockingly.
Warning: It’s stylistic. Bear with me.
Summary: liberal!"Stephen" and conservative!"Stephen" are mirror images of one another.
Word Count: 1,028
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: I have written one other fic in a similar vein (quite awhile ago, in another fandom entirely) and I thought it was the perfect format for this one. Involves the liberalverse, in which sailorptah has a few things written (go check them out, for they are fabulous). She is evil and commands an army of nefarious ninja attack bunnies; therefore, this is all her fault. Thank you for the beta, Abigail. Oh, and in case you're wondering: hell yes this was a bitch to code.

( Mirror, Mirror )

Title: Just More Tabloid Fodder
Fandom: Fake News (FPF)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: George/Jon; Jon/”Stephen”
Summary: Jon starts seeing George Clooney. Stephen doesn’t exactly take it well.
Word Count: 3,467
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Do note that I live in a magical world where Bobby never left the Report. Thanks for the beta, Abigail.

( Just More Tabloid Fodder )

Title: Valuing Your Assets
Fandom: Burn Notice
Rating: PG
Pairing: Michael/Jason Bly (heavily implied)
Warning: Spoilers for S2E13, Bad Breaks.
Summary: Mutual understanding goes a long way in this business.
Word Count: 625
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: My first foray into Burn Notice fiction. Hopefully not my last, even though first person is hard. Thank you for the beta, Kelly.

( Valuing Your Assets )

Title: The Education And Edification Of One Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
Fandom: Fake News (FPF)/Harry Potter/Good Omens/Original Fiction
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Jon/”Stephen”; Crowley/Aziraphale
Summary: Sometimes, a dream is just a dream. This isn’t one of those times.
Word Count: 3,242
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Claimer: The OCs, on the other hand, actually do belong to me. They’re part of an original story I came up with.
A/N: Thanks for the beta, Abigail.

( The Education And Edification Of One Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. )

Title: Differences and Similarities
Fandom: House
Rating: R
Pairing: House/Chase; Wilson/Chase; House/Wilson
Warning: BDSM.
Summary: Key differences are as important as key similarities when it comes to functionality.
Word Count: 600
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: Thanks for the beta, Kelly.

( Differences and Similarities )

Universe: Needverse
Fandom: Fake News (FPF)
Rating: PG through NC-17
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Summary: Jon and "Stephen", after finally getting together, realize a crucial dynamic is missing from their relationship. From then on they explore a 24/7 D/s-style relationship, and the ups and downs that make it work.
Content: Anything rated above PG-13 is likely going to be pretty kinky, with lots of stuff relating to BDSM.
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

( List of stories. )

Title: Love Thy Neighbor
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Rating: PG
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
Summary: "It’s always when Pierce’s mind gets away from him that we call in Sidney."
Word Count: 545
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: Has been slightly edited from its original form. Originally written for alphabetasoup, prompt: a is for amuck.

( Love Thy Neighbor )