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Sara ([personal profile] scripted_sra) wrote2009-03-03 06:53 pm

Fake News (FPF) | No Need To Worry | PG | Jon/"Stephen"

Title: No Need To Worry
Fandom: Fake News (FPF)
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jon/"Stephen"
Content: D/s-style relationship; cross-dressing.
Summary: Jon discovers something.
Word Count: 100
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A/N: Originally written for [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic's drabble week.


“So this is why I found mascara in our bathroom.”

Stephen freezes, giving Jon a classic deer-caught-in-the-headlights look. His face changes colors, going from pale white to slightly green to bright red in a matter of seconds. “Jon!” he says, panicked. “This isn’t what it looks like!”

“It isn’t?” Jon asks, cocking his head. “It looks like you’re wearing a skirt.” Halter top, stockings, heels, wig, and what is probably a padded bra, too.

“I—I—” Stephen stutters, looking horrified, and hangs his head. “Do you hate me?”

“No, Stephen.” Jon smiles. “I think you make an attractive woman.”