Dear blind item writer: since when did Tony ever think about ANYTHING before doing it, come on. Also, not subtle.
PEPPER YOU ARE THE BEST EVER. Do people still not understand that Pepper can coerce Tony into doing anything she wants and he can't coerce her into doing a damn thing? Because Pepper rules the world. And knows everything.
Nicole, you're my favorite. Dear Tony; hire her to do your PR. She's much better at it than you. bought and paid for my ass.
STEVE PRECIOUS BABY YOU ARE ALSO THE BEST EVER. PRECIOUS BABY.
Jacqueline's live-tweeting Thor and Tony's wedding gets more hilarious every time I read it. I love her. I want to buy her a pony. Maybe Thor will. I do want to know why there's a tiger there. Because Tony is an acceptable answer.
I tried to hit "like" on Persephone's comment about five times. And ten points to Warren for sexy science love. SO MUCH SEXY SCIENCE LOVE.
The conspiracy theory one continues to make me choke on my own spit. Tony's not a secret anything, guys. I'm frankly surprised he maintained his secret identity in the comics for so long.
I also like that Christian kid, he or she or they deserve hugs. I mean, where is the problem here? Tony can afford it, he does love every single one of them, there are children (read, daughters) from every single marriage, he can multitask like a boss and can make sure none of them feels neglected... I genuinely don't see any problem here. He was like, built for Poly AU.
SixBySix has the best jokes. I hope someone does send Tony a commemorative plaque.
Tony would like to make everyone aware that he's not interested in being a role model. Fuck being a role model, being a horrible warning is so much more fun. Although his brand of polygamy totally isn't irresponsible unlike almost everything else he does, see above.
BAHAHAHHA THAT LAST ONE
TONY I CHANGED MY MIND YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. FOREVER. PROMISING NOT TO BE SO SINCERE. BEING IN LOVE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE. TONY, I LOVE YOU. FOREVER.
In related news this is the best thing ever and I adore it.
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PEPPER YOU ARE THE BEST EVER. Do people still not understand that Pepper can coerce Tony into doing anything she wants and he can't coerce her into doing a damn thing? Because Pepper rules the world. And knows everything.
Nicole, you're my favorite. Dear Tony; hire her to do your PR. She's much better at it than you. bought and paid for my ass.
STEVE PRECIOUS BABY YOU ARE ALSO THE BEST EVER. PRECIOUS BABY.
Jacqueline's live-tweeting Thor and Tony's wedding gets more hilarious every time I read it. I love her. I want to buy her a pony. Maybe Thor will. I do want to know why there's a tiger there. Because Tony is an acceptable answer.
I tried to hit "like" on Persephone's comment about five times. And ten points to Warren for sexy science love. SO MUCH SEXY SCIENCE LOVE.
The conspiracy theory one continues to make me choke on my own spit. Tony's not a secret anything, guys. I'm frankly surprised he maintained his secret identity in the comics for so long.
I also like that Christian kid, he or she or they deserve hugs. I mean, where is the problem here? Tony can afford it, he does love every single one of them, there are children (read, daughters) from every single marriage, he can multitask like a boss and can make sure none of them feels neglected... I genuinely don't see any problem here. He was like, built for Poly AU.
SixBySix has the best jokes. I hope someone does send Tony a commemorative plaque.
Tony would like to make everyone aware that he's not interested in being a role model. Fuck being a role model, being a horrible warning is so much more fun. Although his brand of polygamy totally isn't irresponsible unlike almost everything else he does, see above.
BAHAHAHHA THAT LAST ONE
TONY I CHANGED MY MIND YOU ARE MY FAVORITE. FOREVER. PROMISING NOT TO BE SO SINCERE. BEING IN LOVE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE. TONY, I LOVE YOU. FOREVER.
In related news this is the best thing ever and I adore it.