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scripted_sra) wrote2009-03-02 11:37 pm
scripted_sra) wrote2009-03-02 11:37 pm
M*A*S*H | Therapy | PG-13 | Hawkeye/Sidney
Title: Therapy
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
Summary: Where is Hawkeye?
Word Count: 232
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: Has been slightly edited from its original version.
“Where’s Hawkeye at?” Klinger asked BJ as he walked out of Post Op, having just finished his shift.
“In the VIP tent,” BJ replied. “He’s talking to Sidney about something.”
“Oh, all right,” Klinger nodded. “I won’t bother him then, but I have some mail for both of you.”
“All right, here, give it to me, and I’ll give it to him later.”
*
“Where in blazes is Pierce? I asked him to take care of the medical paper work this time!” Colonel Potter bellowed.
“He’s talking to Dr. Freeedman, Colonel. Should I go get him?”
“Oh, he’s talking to Sidney is he? No, that’s fine, Klinger, I’ll do it.”
*
“Where, pray tell, is Captain Pierce, Colonel Potter?” Charles asked. “He was supposed to relieve me ten minutes ago.”
“He’s talking to Sidney, Winchester. Just hold onto your britches, I’m sure he’ll be done soon.”
“He had better.”
*
“Where's Pierce at?” Margaret demanded. “I need to talk with him about one of his patients.”
“He's getting his monthly check up, Major. Dr. Freedman has to make sure he still possess all his marbles,” Charles responded sourly.
“Right, of course. I should’ve known he’d be with Sidney.”
*
Later that day, BJ and Klinger were walking by the VIP tent.
“Oh, god, Hawkeye! More...oh...harder ”
“Sidney, yes—god!”
“Right there...ohhh.”
Klinger’s eyes widened and he looked at BJ, who smirked.
“Therapy.”
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Hawkeye/Sidney
Summary: Where is Hawkeye?
Word Count: 232
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use.
A/N: Has been slightly edited from its original version.
“Where’s Hawkeye at?” Klinger asked BJ as he walked out of Post Op, having just finished his shift.
“In the VIP tent,” BJ replied. “He’s talking to Sidney about something.”
“Oh, all right,” Klinger nodded. “I won’t bother him then, but I have some mail for both of you.”
“All right, here, give it to me, and I’ll give it to him later.”
“Where in blazes is Pierce? I asked him to take care of the medical paper work this time!” Colonel Potter bellowed.
“He’s talking to Dr. Freeedman, Colonel. Should I go get him?”
“Oh, he’s talking to Sidney is he? No, that’s fine, Klinger, I’ll do it.”
“Where, pray tell, is Captain Pierce, Colonel Potter?” Charles asked. “He was supposed to relieve me ten minutes ago.”
“He’s talking to Sidney, Winchester. Just hold onto your britches, I’m sure he’ll be done soon.”
“He had better.”
“Where's Pierce at?” Margaret demanded. “I need to talk with him about one of his patients.”
“He's getting his monthly check up, Major. Dr. Freedman has to make sure he still possess all his marbles,” Charles responded sourly.
“Right, of course. I should’ve known he’d be with Sidney.”
Later that day, BJ and Klinger were walking by the VIP tent.
“Oh, god, Hawkeye! More...oh...harder ”
“Sidney, yes—god!”
“Right there...ohhh.”
Klinger’s eyes widened and he looked at BJ, who smirked.
“Therapy.”