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Sara ([personal profile] scripted_sra) wrote2009-09-14 01:41 am

Fake News (FPF) | And Again And Again | G | Gen

Title: And Again And Again
Fandom: Fake News (FPF)
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Summary: Stephen has to take a class.
Word Count: 150
Disclaimer: All copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. This work is not created for profit and constitutes fair use. References to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
A/N: Originally written for a [ profile] fakenews_fanfic Open Thread.

"Sexual harassment, like child abuse and domestic violence, is an outgrowth of socialization into male and female gender roles in a sexist society," Jon read.

"That doesn't even mean anything," Stephen whined. "Why do I have to take this stupid class, anyway?"

"You know why. Otherwise Meg would've pressed charges. Again."

"I don't like it," Stephen said. "The teacher—she's a typical liberal hippie. She gave me more homework than everybody else!"

"Why's that?" Jon asked, as if he didn't already know. Stephen had probably said something...Stephen-like.

Stephen slumped where he was sitting. "Because she hates me."

"Did you, maybe, say something prior to her giving you extra work?"

"Just that sexual harassment was a myth created by Democrats and men couldn't be expected to contain their natural urges. They're men, after all. Of course, she couldn't handle the Truth."

Jon sighed. "Stephen, maybe you should read the book again."

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